Hello what is up. My name is Josh and I’m a writer living in Denver. You can reach me at .

I’ve been writing online for fifteen years, so there’s a lot of stuff in the archive. My pal Kevin came up with some recommendations if you need somewhere to start.

I have a Twitter and a Tumblr.

Other sites I’ve worked on include Ten Sexy Ladies, Chokeville, Wiretap Follies, The Knowledge for Thirst, The House of Wigs, and The Morning News.

“Rapaciously funny.”
—The New York Times

“A bad guy with a dark sense of humor.”
—The Houston Chronicle

“Brilliant.”
—The Washington Post

“Acclaimed Denver writer and Internet hero.”
—The Denver Post

“Joshua Allen is joking—I think.”
—NPR

“So prolifically funny that he makes me feel a little ashamed.”
—Boing Boing

“One of the best writers on the internet ever.”
—Idolator

“Actually worth following on Twitter.”
—Gawker

“It’s like he has aphoristic dyspepsia.”
—Clay Shirky